We can't believe who just stopped in to the Beached Quill's Beach House......none other than a fellow blogger, Donald "Baby Orange" Trump.....here's the exclusive transcript of our conversation.......
BQ: Well look who it is. Baby Orange, how goes the blogging?
B.O.: You miserable Antifa bastard......if I were still President, I swear I'd have the Proud Boys hang you right next to Mike Pence.....
BQ: Lucky for me that sanity, morality and democracy prevailed....
B.O.: You wait until I'm reinstated in the White House this August......then you can kiss all three of those things goodbye.....along with your ass!
BQ: Oh right, we've heard you've been saying you expect to be re-coronated. Isn't it going to be hard storming Congress again, what with so many of your most rabid supporters under federal indictment.
B.O.: Don't you worry about that, I've got General Michael Flynn rounding up a crack team of Russian commandos to help me overthrow the current administration....we call 'em the Coup-Coup For Coco Puffs' brigade!
BQ: Well named, indeed. Are you avoiding our question about your blog?
B.O.: Wise guy......you already know I had to give up the blog.
BQ: Lack of public interest, we heard. Hardly anyone stopped in the check it out.
B.O.: A filthy lie! Roger Stone visited every day. Matt Gaetz stopped to to ask for dating advice. I was even planning to give it a new sexier, more exciting name...."Fine Whines From Donald J. Trump"
BQ: So what happened?
B.O.: It all became too much......who knew writing in full sentences was hard.
BQ: Same as health care, huh?
B.O,: Even worse. But none of that matters. Even if the coup doesn't work out, I'm guaranteed to win another term in 2024.
BQ: How so?
B.O,: I'm getting those Republican imbeciles who lick my dick to pass even more voting restriction laws. Wait'll you see the new legislation.......black, brown and all other off-color people will only be allowed to vote between 3 and 3:30 every other monday.
BQ: Isn't it going to be difficult for you to run for office while you're facing multiple indictments for tax fraud in you various busnesses?
B.O.: They can't pin anything on me. It was all Ivanka, Don Jr. and and whats-his-face, that other idiot with my last name.
BQ: You mean Eric?
B.O,: It was all on them. I was just a coffee boy in the organization. I went for....you know.....the coffee.
BQ: A coffee boy? Seriously? The organization bears your name. How do expect to escape the blame? You'd throw your kids under the bus?
B.O: So I'll get a few less Father's Day cards this year. Big deal.
BQ: There really is no bottom to you, is there?
B.O.: What can I say? Nobody's found it yet. Gotta go now.....a big consultation with General Flynn. He came up with a hot new slogan for us......."A Traitor Can Make Us Greater".....catchy, right?
BQ: As always, a visit from you is just like a bout of COVID-19.It never fails to induce both nausea and terror. Here's good news for you before you leave us.....
B.O: What's that?
BQ: We were thinking of how you orange prison jumpsuit will perfectly compliment your complexion.
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