Dr. Ronny Jackson Huge disappointment to the BQ.......we bought five boxes of Movie Theater Butter microwave popcorn to watch his confirmation hearing.........so Rear Admiral Ronny (the "rear" part for his exemplary work in kissing Baby Orange's ass) doesn't get to claim his prize for praising Baby Orange's genes and allowing the fake president to continue feasting of KFC and MacDonald's.......
Kanye West Why his Trump-Love surprises anybody is a total mystery to us.......In Baby Orange, Kanye at last found a true soulmate........a raving egomaniac who lives in world constructed on false, ludicrous exaggerations of his own talent.........we hope theses kindred spirits will be very happy together.....
Ben Carson......no doubt inspired by the late, unlamented Margaret Thatcher, seeks to wage war on poor people, raising their rent......presumably those newly fattened rent checks will help him pay off any future expensive furniture for his office.....
Michael Cohen.......pleads the Fifth in the Stormy Daniels lawsuit. Didn't Baby Orange once say that pleading the Fifth was a sure sign of guilt?? Hmmm...........
Baby Orange on "Fox And Friends" You'd find more truth and reality in watching any Big Bird appearance on "Sesame Street".......Baby Orange gives himself an A-Plus for his presidency.......(for our take on that, please refer back to the paragraph on Kanye.....)
Scott Pruitt A real life comic book monster.......in that he has more slime and stench dripping off him than Swamp Thing......
Enough madness......we leave these creatures now to celebrate our Most Favorite Thing today.....38 years of marriage to our beloved, She-Who-Must-Be -Obeyed.....Mrs. BQ.......the amazing force of nature whom we couldn't live without......
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