Wednesday, January 3, 2018

LEAST FAVORITE THINGS: SPECIAL JUMBO NUCLEAR BUTTON EDITION....

"I too have a nuclear button but it is a much bigger and more powerful one than his and my Button works!"

              For the few remaining people who've yet to comprehend the hell we've been plunged into since January 20th of last year........rise 'n shine, folks......wake up and smell the radiation......

                We always got big laughs out of watching "Dr.Strangelove", with its collection of global clowns......lunatics, bumblers, warmongers and assorted nuclear-weaponized true believers.......

                Little did we know, or could possibly imagine, that we'd be living in the movie......under the insane rule of someone who's Jack D.Ripper, Buck Turdgison, Major Kong and Dr.Strangelove all rolled up into one horrendous individual......

                We'd laugh hysterically at the antics of Baby Orange and Baby Nuke........but those aftermath images of Hiroshima keep popping up in our heads......

               We're assuming General Kelly made sure the nuclear button was extra, extra large......in order for Baby Orange to get a grip on it with his tiny fingers......

                What a Strangelove-ian way for the world to end.......at the hands of an unhinged idiot who equates everything, including H-bombs, with the size of his schlong.

                But on the bright side.......
                Baby Orange stops all airplanes from crashing.......yes, frequent fliers, Baby Orange has taken credit for all airplanes staying up as rigidly as his nuclear button.....don't you all fee safer?
         



             

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