Can you bear the suspense? Can you contain yourself from overwhelming anticipation? Prepare yourselves for these mind-blowing projects.......all coming your way.......in just a few short weeks!!!
The White House Tapes.....in which our President says, "I just wanted to be alone with you, Jim....so we could arm wrestle."......also includes the secret tape of Barak Obama and Hilary Clinton totaling up receipts from their human trafficking ring hidden in the storage room of a Papa John's Pizza somewhere in Iowa....
(to be released in a few short weeks....)
The Top Secret Plan to Destroy Isis......you heard it on the campaign trail......now buckle up and get ready for THE PLAN......
(to be released in a few short weeks....)
The Secret Files On Four Million Mexicans who snuck into the USA on election day to vote!...it's all here.....names, addresses, Taco Bell drive-thru orders, long lists of women they've rapes.....
(to be released in a few short weeks.....)
The Tax Returns......yes, the audit is just about, almost, practically a teensy-weensy scootch away from being revealed........and you'll see it all.....
(to be released in a few short weeks.....)
CONSUMER WARNING : FDA recommends that you do not take a deep breath and hold it while waiting for any of the above items to manifest themselves......in a few short weeks...._
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