WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL "YOUNG REPUBLICANS UBER ALLES!!" EDITION......

JD Vance dismisses the Young Republicans racist and Nazi posts as "just something stupid that young boys do....".....as millions upon millions of disgusted Americans dismiss anything coming out of JD Vance's mouth as..."just something vile, moronic and evil that a Trump toady does....

Dozens of journalists exit the Pentagon, refusing to sign Pete Hegseth's order to only report news that comes only officially from the Pentagon...news outlets also refused to sign an addendum to the order requiring reporters to wear T-shirts emblazoned with, "God Bless God, Guns 'n Trump"....

After glorifying himself as a peace maker, Trump promptly goes back home to wage his various wars against American cities......the Nobel committee reiterates that sending troops to invade Portland, Chicago and New York will most likely disqualify Trump from next year's peace prize as well......prompting Trump to immediately begin preparing a military invasion of Sweden and Oslo, Norway, where the Peace Prize is awarded....."we'll use the National Guardsmen from Minnesota and Wisconsin....they gotta lot of blond recruits, don't they? Guys who speak Swedish or Norway-ese or whatever the hell they babble in over there....I can promise you they'll grab that Peace Prize for me like it was Miss Universe's pussy...."

Masked (and morbidly obese) ICE goons continue to rampage through American cities, often detaining and brutalizing documented American citizens including roughly handling teens and children.....which prompts White House Dracula Stephen Miller to offer ICE agents a $500 dollar bonus for each slammed-to-the-ground suspect who's age 16 or younger.....and $1000 for each pregnant woman wrested to the pavement....

Trump jokingly admits he doesn't want to know what really goes on in Stephen Miller's mind....to which millions of sane, decent people in America and around the world reply,...."Neither do we...."

Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt declares the Democratic Party is entirely made up of Hamas supporters, illegal aliens and terrorists.....and warns that Attorney General Pam Bondi will shortly commence an all-out effort to have all Democratic voters rounded up and sent to re-education camps in El Salvador Guantanamo Bay.....("and we might as well throw in any Japanese left over from those wonderful World War 2  internment camps too.....who knows what they might still be up to?"

Trump's descriptions of "war torn" Portland seem disproved by constant photos of quiet streets and costume protests....though at least one anxious resident expressed fear that there may be shortages of  the whipped cream he prefers on his Starbucks latte....

To BQ visitors: Happy "No Kings Day" tomorrow!

To "But I didn't vote for this!" Trump voters: Please remember that your very last chance to reclaim, redeem and save your souls (as well as the United States of America) arrives on November election day of 2026. Don't blow it.