WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL "HELL OF THE BALL" EDITION.....

 

Need we say more? 

We can't think anything more simultaneously funny and horrific than Trump's actual behavior. Is this reality....or are we all trapped in the same nightmare?

For some odd reason, Trump never threatens to deploy troops to cities in red states....oh...wait a minute....

A would-be Trump appointee bows out when he lets slip his Nazi-ism.....explained Trump, "That's okay, we've got a better job for him anyway, he'll be in charge of organizing a new branch of the military....Imperial StormTrumpers. Isn't that name wonderful? I thought of it myself, did you know that?"

In the midst of the endless government shutdown, Trump provides the country the perfect metaphor for what he's doing to all of us....taking a wrecking ball to the 'People's House'.  Boasted the President, "It will be the greatest, biggest ballroom in the history of all ballrooms, a ballroom the likes of which has never been seen on Planet Earth or any surrounding galaxies. We'll open it with a grand ball where everyone's invited to come, at $20,550.98" per ticket, so you should place your orders now before we sell out faster than we're selling out the country..."

Trump sues the Justice Department for 230 million dollars which, if awarded to him, would come out of taxpayer money....."It's only right that everyone pays me, because all those unfair prosecutions really hurt my feelings, so you'll all just have to cough it up.....I promise all the money I win will go to charitable causes....we're putting in a sauna and small indoor pool for Ghislain Maxwell's cell......"

Trump pardons convicted serial liar and grifter George Santos because he always voted Republican.....("He's basically a good boy, my little Georgie-Porgie, but everybody gets their hand caught in the cookie jar every so often, no big deal....and like a good little puppy, he always licked me...and more important, voted with me. Did you know he was also in line for the Nobel Peace Prize? He told me so himself...."

Speaker of the House Johnson continues to make up lame, pathetic excuses for not seating duly elected Arizona representative Adelita Grijalva....whose vote will help release the Epstein files....Stated the Speaker, "This has nothing to do with protecting Donald Trump and other pedophiles....oops, I mean...well...uh....never mind what I mean...."

Trump cancels all trade with Canada, enraged about a Canadian commercial that featured Ronald Reagan's speech about tariffs being stupid and destructive......("And they'd better watch themselves.....I put off the idea of invading and annexing Canada for awhile, but I'm gonna have Pete Hegseth look at those plans again....I'll end up makin' Americans out of 'em whether they like it or not.....")

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Steve Bannon declares plans for a third Trump term already in place....because Trump is "a vehicle of divine providence...he's an instrument..." (And no, we didn't make up that last part....seriously.)  Millions upon millions of Americans partially agree with Bannon's description of Trump as an 'instrument'....since he is, in fact, the biggest tool who ever managed to become President.....

To BQ vistors: Happy, safe weekend to all!

To "But I never voted for this!!" Trump voters: See you at the Polls on November 2026....unless, of course, Trump cancels elections and has all legal American citizens (and Trump voters who don't like what he's doing) immediately detained and deported.