Trump proudly announces he passed his cognitive tests, proof positive of his high I.Q.......while his doctors refused to comment on rumors that Trump's test results in reality showed he possessed the cognitive abilities of a head of lettuce.....
Trump bails out Argentina at the expense of American ranchers...and further announces that Argentine beef will soon hit American supermarkets as New & Improved Trump Steaks....("But I promised our ranchers that they'll receive my own autographed coupons for jump-the-line status for those long lines for SNAP food.....oh, wait a sec....never mind, we'll get 'em Wal-Mart gifts cards....."
At long last, Trump's coming to realize he can't get around the 22nd Amendment and run for third term in 2028....... but instead plans to purchase Jeffrey Epstein's island, rename it "Tropic of Trumpovia' and apply for his new kingdom's representation in the United Nations with Pam Bondi serving as official Ambassador....promised Trump, "It'll be an all new big beautiful country like no one has ever seen before.....and all young girls 17 and under will require no passport of visa and be given free hotel vouchers..."
To BQ visitors: Happy and safe Halloween!To "I never voted for THIS!" Trump voters: Prepare for the horror show you DID vote for......starting with your sky high health insurance premiums....and for your dreams of 'America First', enjoy those steaks and hamburgers from Argentina....
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