Trump fails to win the Nobel Peace Prize.....Marine helicopters landed on the White House lawn to deliver emergency packages of diapers and pacifiers.....
Portland protesters mock Trump's claim that their city is a 'war zone' and being 'burnt to the ground'.....Trump immediately instructed Kristy Noam to order ICE agents to open fire on all rubber dinosaurs, frogs and unicorns....
Trump reminded that, despite blaming the Democrats, Republicans control the the House, Senate and the White House.....to which he shot back, "You don't know that for a fact......that sounds like ANTIFA propaganda.....''
In a stunning surprise, news footage reveals that Portland is not a war zone, nor is it on fire....screamed Trump in response on Truth Social, "The left wing Democratic terrorists cleverly hid before we marched in! We've heard many people say they're hiding in basements, eating the cats, eating the dogs!"
To BQ visitors: Enjoy the weekend! See you all next week.
To "But I didn't vote for this!" Trump voters: Yes. You. Did. Yes. You. Did. Yes. You Did. Yes You. Did. Yes. You. Did. Yes. You. Did.
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