WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.......SPECIAL "TACO GOES TO WAR....IN 2 WEEKS...MAYBE..."EDITION

 

Trump's MAGA minions start tearing into each other over Trump contemplating a bomb drop on Iran. Sources claim that Trump is considering a 'Hunger Games' fight-to-the-death between Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson.....to be televised live as a Pay-Per-View streaming event on Amazon Prime. Said in insider, "The President thinks it will be a nice distraction while he's making up his mind about Iran...."

Trump promises a decision on dropping a bomb on Iran's underground nuclear facility in 2 weeks....adding to the literally dozens of unkept promises he's announced to happen...."in 2 weeks....    "I do love that time frame....you know 2 weeks is actually 14 days, did you know that? Nice round number, and by that time most of my people will have forgotten whatever the hell it was I promised.....In fact, I've forgotten it myself already...."

Trump and Kristi Noem's purge of immigrants continues on, including physically roughing up politicians who dare to question them......Prompting advisor Stephen Miller to offer ICE agents a $500 bonus for every Senator or Congressman they wrestle to the ground and handcuff......("We may need to lay out thousands of dollars in bonus money, but it'll be worth every penny of taxpayer dollars.....and this bonus is not to be questioned....."

Trump rages about too many Federal holidays, while everyone realizes he's really talking about Juneteenth........so says the President who spends every weekend playing golf......

To BQ visitors:  Much wishes for a happy safe weekend!                                                     

Special Message for "Latinos For Trump" voters:  Try to enjoy yourselves as ICE swoops in to drag you and your friends and neighbors to detention camps. Please remember as you hear your cell door slam shut, this IS what you voted for......have fun!