Nationwide protests due this weekend to express the country's disgust at Donald Trump's brutal attempts to wield King-like powers.....("No Kings?", the President reportedly fumed, "that's part of radical left lunatic plot to ban all the paper crowns we get free at Burger King. As long as I'm President, they'll never take those crowns away, including mine.....which I had gold plated and you can purchase exact copies of it for 699.85 at our new site Grift-Mart.Com."
Trump anxiously awaits his combination Military-Birthday parade.....(It's gonna be like no other parade that Planet Earth has ever seen.before...Putin, Kim and Xi will cream their pants when they see how I top 'em all......we'll finish by firing off a mini-nuke at downtown L.A....and we'll save a lot of money that way, deporting protesters straight to hell'.....)
Trump sends California National Guard and U.S. Marines into Los Angeles......( "And believe me, we're just getting started. We're sending Navy Seals into San Francisco to round of millions of gays who'll be sent to Conversion Camps to turn them straight.All across the country ICE will conduct daytime afternoon raids in motels to scoop up undocumented aliens in Housekeeping, just when they're unclogging the toilets. So everybody will have to remember to flush from now on....")
California Senator Padilla thrown to the ground and handcuffed by Kristi Noem's security goons, when he tries asking a question at her press conference....Noem claimed the Senator deliberately provoked her by waving a large size paperback "Habeas Corpus For Dummies"
Trump asked at Kennedy Center performance of "Les Miserables" who he most identifies with.....Valjean or Javert....("That's tough one. Seen the show many times.....I always loved the big fat one, Rum Tug Tugger and the sneaky one McCavity, cause he gets away with everything. But the not the one played by Taylor Swift, she should've been cut out of the show. And Melania and I got a kick out of Sweeny the barber, cause he really knows how to settle scores, which I'm a big fan of...."
To BQ visitors and especially all Dads.....Have a great weekend and Father's Day! To Trump voters: Even if you can't watch Trump's parade live, if you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of your tax dollars used to pay for it getting sucked down the drain.
No Kings.
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