After dropping bunker buster bombs on Iran's nuclear facilities, Trump drops an F-bomb on Iran and Israel as their cease fire gets off to a shaky, missile-laden start.....raged the President, "How am I supposed to collect my mother****in' Nobel Peace Prize if these mother****in' countries don't do what I say....."
Intelligence reports on Trump's bombing of Iran may indicate Iran's nuclear capabilities were only slowed down by a few months....to which Trump replied, "Fake news! Fake news from CNN scumbags and Joe Biden's auto-pen! We obliterated Iran and I know this for a fact because if it wasn't true, then why would I I go to the trouble of looking up the spelling of 'obliterated'. When giving the order to the Air Force, I even used my rubber stamp that reads, "the likes of which we've never seen before"
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth rants and raves at his press conference on the bombing of Iran....."I'm telling you fake journalists that we bombed Iran to oblithereens, we arma-got-it-on with them until we decimashed them so flat, only those funny hats they wore were still left.....Has anybody got any vodka on them?"
Masked ICE agents beat up a landscaper who's a father of three U.S. Marine sons.....White House insiders report Trump advisor Stephen Miller was heard to emit orgasmic screams as he watched repeated viewing of the beating.......
To BQ visitors: a safe and pleasant weekend!
To Trump voters: Prices on your Christmas toys are already rapidly rising.....you can always give your kids a Trump crypto-coin wrapped in foil....that is, if ICE hasn't separated them from you yet......
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