Trump rages over Vatican Conclave overlooking him when choosing a new Pope......"Completely dishonest election. I'm way more qualified, cause I've watched 'Conclave' at least two or three times......Proud Boys, stand by to storm Rome....bring your clubs, I've already pre-written and signed all your pardons...."
Trump squirms as Canadian Prime Minister tells him Canada's not for sale....."He made a bigly mistake.....cause I'm gonna put a 300 per cent tariff on all those Hallmark Christmas movies made in Canada.....we're gonna make 'em right here in the USA, starting with "Santa's Sexy Helper", starring me and Ivanka...."
Trump threatens to destroy the American film industry with crippling tariffs on overseas productions......."And we're gonna end digital projection in U.S. movie theaters....we'll bring back those film projectors with those big cans of movie film with all the sprocket holes on the sides.....that'll create thousands of new jobs for minimum wage American workers to punch those holes on the film for the projectors....that's right, we're gonna put holes back in the movies and not just plot holes......."
Trump continues to blame all his economic woes created by his own tariffs on Joe Biden....."And I'll tell ya something else I've never revealed. Those two brain dead sons of mine, Don Jr. and the other one, whats-his-name.....fathered by Joe Biden, which explains why they've experienced cognitive decline since birth...."
Trump hopes to refurbish, repair and re-open Alcatraz as a functioning prison again....."At last we'll be able to incarcerate all the Enemies of the People.....Nancy Pelosi, Lin-Manuel Miranda, the entire staff of "60 minutes", toddler aliens who'll only grow up to join MS-13, Kamala Harris, Jimmy Kimmel, the new Pope, people who say 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas', Taylor Swift, George Clooney, penguins who don't pay the tariffs and so many more...."
To all BQ visitors, enjoy a wonderful weekend! See you back here on Monday.....
To Trump Voters: Please continue to agonize and suffer over the perpetual torment, idiocy and fascism you let loose on your own country. Your 'President' doesn't know for sure if he has to uphold the Constitution, despite the oath you watched him take on television. Please pull out whatever's left of your hair as you try to pay the enormous bills coming your way, courtesy of your God-In-Residence.......this couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of folks.....
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