WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL "LET ME WHIP OUT MY 747" EDITION

 

Trump's 400 million gift 747 from Qatar will cost additional millions and additional years to take apart and re-assemble after a security check.....explained Trump, "But a big guy who rules as an absolute King needs a big ass plane.....I need a big-ass plane that's bigger than any plane the world has ever seen.....the only 747 that will feature a built-in McDonald's open 24/7...."

Trump's military parade glorifying his birthday might cost upwards of 45 million dollars......Trump proudly stated, "But it's money well spent, don't you think? Just think, the money would only be wasted on stupid things like VA benefits, school lunches, medical research and those one-foot-in-the-grave old farts on Medicaid....wait'll you see my huge missiles on parade.....nobody's seen anything it like since....well, Stormy Daniels...."  Replied Daniels to Trump's comment:  "Missile?  More like a small laser pointer....."

So called 'Health Care" chief RFK Jr. tells Congress, "Nobody should be taking health care advice from me".....dialing the statement back, Kennedy complained that during a recent prostate exam, it's possible that a nurse jammed in a suppository saturated with truth serum......

Trumpanzee who ordered a 600 dollar gold Trump watch from one of the President's grifting stores was shocked to receive a watch whose face was missing the "T" in 'Trump'....Trump's customer service for Grift, Incorporated informed the buyer, "Well think of it this way....you're now the proud owner of a one-of-a-kind extra valuable collector's item. Only the President's most treasured customers received a special "Rump" watch....the President's way of telling you how he sees you....a Rump for a rump, so to speak...."

Department of Justice and Secret Service investigating ex-FBI chief James Comey for supposedly finding beach shells arranged as '86 47'....a possible threat to '86' Donald Trump....Comey pleaded innocence....."C'mon, guys......who do you think got that walking turd elected in 2016 with my phony re-investigation of Hilary?  I don't remember anyone saying 'Thank You!" for that...In a related story, a DOJ spokesperson announced they were dropping their investigation into Hilary Clinton for arranging additional shells on the same beach to read, 'Comey U R Idiot'.("We applaud Ms. Clinton for her honesty....")

Trump declares that Taylor Swift is no longer "hot" since she became his enemy.....America, we present to you the Leader Of the Free World, the man with the nuclear codes and controller of the U.S. economy.......terrified yet?

To all BQ visitors:  Have a terrific weekend!

To Trump voters:  How to you even sleep at night?  May your night time nightmares become as real as the one you're making us all live through every day. To hell with you......