Trump's dream of annexing Canada as the 51st state goes awry when Canadian voters show what they really think of him....by electing an anti-Trump liberal Prime Minister........an enraged Trump immediately directed ICE to round up undocumented beavers, bears and Mooses in U.S. states and deport them to Canada...."They're taking advantage of our natural resources, like water, flowers and other stuff......and the really bad ones, like Caribou, we'll ship to El Salvador...."
Anticipating empty Christmas toy shelves due to his tariffs, Trump warns parents they'll have to settle for 2 dolls for their kids and expect them to cost more......and also recommended that parents with two or more children consider selling off at least one of them off for adoption to cut back on holiday shopping costs....."Not only will you save on toys, think of that under-the-table cash you'll score off the adopting parents....."
Trump fires National Security Advisor Mike Waltz for the Signal scandal......Waltz reported suffering only minor injuries when Trump pushed the button opening up the trap door on the Oval Office floor, which sent Waltz flying down a high speed hydraulic tube that emptied him out into the Potomac. Explained Trump, "For a guy this stupid, I found him a way better job.....Ambassador to the U.N......I wanted to put him in charge of health care, but I forgot we gave that job to whats-his-name with the worm in his head...."
To BQ visitors: Enjoy the weekend! See you Monday.
To Trump voters: Don't forget to take out that second mortgage on your house to pay for the kids' Christmas toys.....not to mention those eggs you were so angry about and everything else. Have fun boiling in your own oil......
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