WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP....SPECIAL "BBB (BIG BEAUTIFUL BULLSHIT" EDITION....

 

House passes Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill", cutting taxes for the wealthiest while cutting off Medicaid for the poorest in need.....bragged the President, "We're gonna clear out the streets and hospitals of all these sick old farts and cancerous kids who were gonna die anyway. Savings like we've never seen before...."

Trump's 'BBB' bill due to raise the National Debt into even more trillions of dollars.......("I promised you all money like the world has ever known......well, yeh, it's money you owe but I did keep our promise for really high amounts. Not my fault if you didn't read the fine print.....")

Kristi Noem, Homeland Security Barbie, vows to prosecute those who assault law officers....across the country hundreds of Jan. 6th thugs who mercilessly assaulted Capitol police and were later pardoned by Trump, burst into hysterical laughter.....

Trump decrees that Harvard cannot have any foreign students......("Some of those illegal immigrant students might be so smart they're dangerous, maybe they're rapists, maybe they've got big stashes of fentanyl hidden in their textbooks,....and with all those Asian kids coming in, you wouldn't be able to get anything but eggrolls and General Tsao's Chicken at the Student Cafeteria..."

Trump ambushes South African president with audio visual display of supposed "white genocide"......and rages that he has conclusive evidence that white South African farmers were strapped to chairs and forced to watch "Superfly" and "Shaft" repeatedly for 72 hours.....in retaliation, Trump gifted President Cyril Ramaphosa with a blu-ray copy the 1964 film "Zulu"  ("Now take this one home to show everybody..... this movie is more like it! It's about zillions of Zulus against a small bunch of white guys....and the white guys win!!!")

Trump's Crypto coin dinner rakes in millions from people willing to pay for the privilege of dining with Trump......and each attendee received a fully loaded gift bag to take home....including: coupons good for a Trump University scholarship (should it re-open), a freeze-dried Trump steak, souvenir poker chips from bankrupt Trump casinos, a large size spray bottle of Bleach (should Covid surge again) and Special Trump glasses (with clear lenses) to view the next eclipse.......

       To BQ visitors......in the U.S.: Enjoy a great holiday weekend!

       To BQ visitors all over the world:  Thanks always for stopping in! Hope to see you Monday.....

       To Trump voters:  we'll borrow the words of Kristi Noem's message to everyone she deported......

                     Suck it. 

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