WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL "IT'S A DEAD BIRD!....NO, IT'S A CRASHING PLANE!....NO, IT'S....TACO MAN!!" EDITION.......

Trump bristles and fumes at Wall Street's new nickname for him, TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out)   The President raged, "This is so nasty and hurtful to call me an insulting nickname. Who would ever think of doing something so terrible....coming up with demeaning, stupid nicknames for people you don't like.....it's disgusting, outrageous and people who do that all the time should be deeply ashamed....."

Trump's lawsuit against '60 minutes' claims the show's Kamala Harris interview gave him 'mental distress'......in further details, the suit stated "The President was forced to rely on donors and a Go Fund Me campaign to pay for the additional orders of Big Macs, Quarter Pounders and Large Fries to sufficiently calm him down...'

Trump explodes at Judges who put the brakes on his chaotic Tariffs.......("As of 9' O Clock this morning,  I am ordering a 500,000 dollar penalty for any judge who rules against me.....this is only a temporary order until I can put through a bill to have them deported to El Salvador or possibly beheaded on live television....."

Trump's perpetual war on Harvard drags on and on......("We're going to turn that Ivy League dump into a vocational school for important stuff like pizza flippers, House of Pancakes waitresses, Cable TV installers and people who shake the Fries basket at McDonalds....no more of this woke crap like the sciences, filled with all those sneaky Chinese kids who'll only go back home and invent a worse from of COVID....")

To BQ visitors:  Another week survived!  Enjoy a super weekend (hint: it helps to avoid all news feeds....)

To Maga Zombies and "But I didn't vote for this" Trump voters:   To the former: Always hoping one day he'll ask you all to throw yourselves off a cliff to prove your loyalty. To the latter: Don't kid yourselves about thinking you'd have a soft landing after throwing yourselves off a cliff last November.....our advice, scrape whatever's left of yourselves off the pavement long enough to repair the damage at the 2026 Mid-Terms.......