Remorseful Trump voters : "This isn't what I voted for!"The rest of us: "Yes it is, dum-dums. You couldn't wait to get to the polling places to open a floodgate of shit on America. So now you don't like swimming in it anymore? Stop, you're breaking our hearts....."
Trump sides with Putin on the war against Ukraine, claiming Ukraine started the war and calling Zelesnsky a 'dictator'.....and promises to defend all the sweet, innocent defenseless Russians who suffered when Ukrainian tanks rolled into Moscow.....
Elon Musk demands Federal employees submit list of five things they're done the past week, or face termination.....prompting Trump to list 1. Big Mac 2. Double Quarter Pounder 3. Large Fries 4.Double order of Chicken Nuggets 5. 25 Sausage McMuffins.Trump hand-picks White House press corps correspondents permitted to cover him, banning any news organization whose members might ask him tough questions.....and additionally offers reporters exclusive interviews if they'll massage his feet and pick the lint out from between his toes.....
Trump posts unhinged AI video extolling the glories of his planned Trump resort in Gaza...."Everyone's saying it's one of my best ideas, especially having Gaza residents crawl through our new Trump Gaza dining rooms with the dessert tray on their backs...."Trump offers wealthy foreigners a chance to buy a 5 Million Dollar Trump Gold Card to purchase their way into U.S. citizenship......"and we're gonna thrown in free roadside assistance, a $25.00 McDonald's Gift Certificate, 2 free tickets to "A Night With Scott Baio" at the Kennedy Center and an autographed Trump Bible to the the first 200 immigrants who sign up for a card..."
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