WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL "ALL HEIL TO PRESIDENT MUSK" EDITION......

 Hi there, Trump voters!  Having fun yet?   Getting everything you voted for? And more?

How's the price of eggs these days?  Did you book your trip for 7 days and 6 nights at the new Trump Casino-Resort in Gaza-Lago?

Please don't worry if your next Social Security check is signed by Elon Musk.....it should come out to no more than 60% less than the last one.

How about all those well qualified 'best people' appointed for cabinet positions? Lovin' them?  Don't worry, if your kids contract measles and polio, RFK Jr. promised to lend you his brain worm as a cure.....

What's that, you said?  You didn't vote for Elon Musk?  Oh yes you did, because you didn't like the price of eggs. 

What's that you said?  Supermarket eggs now come with a low interest payment plan on a dozen?

Aren't you excited about Canada joining us as part of the United States!  We know the Canadians are just as excited as you are! In fact, why don't you travel to any Canadian city and start singing "America The Beautiful". What a warm welcome you'll get!

What's that, you said?  You didn't think things were going to be this chaotic so soon? You didn't know what you were letting yourself in for? You never really thought Trump would do all the crazy stuff he promised?

By the way.....how's the price of eggs lately?

Cry us a river........but suck in what you voted for.  Eat a scrambled egg in celebration.....if your credit card can cover the cost.