Donald Trump: "We're to go to Fort Knox, the fabled Fort Knox to make sure the gold is there. If the gold isn't there, we're going to be very upset".
"Then if I find it, I got a Chinese guy who's gonna help me blow it the hell up, just like me and Elon did to the rest of the government and all its employees. But first we'll take out some gold in cardboard boxes to storage at Mar-A-Lago....we'll store them right next to the surplus of really expensive eggs we keep in the pool snack bar...."
"And yes, I did declare "Long Live The King' on my Untruth Social site.....and why not? With Elon as Grupenfuhrer of Coin, we're doin' pretty good I'd say. Whadja say? You didn't vote for this? Hey guess what.....you got played, suckers! Bend over and take like grown-ups...."
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