WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP........SPECIAL 'THEY'RE CONTROLLING THE WEATHER!' EDITION.......

 

Trump sinks to a new low (even for him) by spreading misinformation about FEMA and Florida Hurricanes, causing even more pain to the state's disaster stricken residents.....later explaining, "sorry about those suckers, but it did get me in the news every day, so that's a good thing for me.....and what's good for me is good for....well,....me."

Bob Woodward's new book reveals Trump sent COVID tests to Putin during the height of the Pandemic and still makes phone calls to Putin....."Those are all lies.....but I did send Vladdy 5 gallons of bleach and an ultraviolet light to shine up his rear end.....and maybe an beaker filled with Coronavirus to put into the Ukranians water  supply....."

Latest photos of Trump rally show thousands of empty seats, with people leaving early as Trump rambles on for 2 or more hours....Trump angrily denied that medical teams were forced to routinely offer assistance to rally attendees who slipped in comas while listening to him......

Marjorie Taylor Greene claims the government is controlling and weaponizing the weather......and also said she feels lucky to be alive, having dodged surgical strike beams from Jewish Space Lasers targeting her house and car. 

Trump's bibles are revealed to be made in China....("It's a beautiful thing to see those little Chinese boys and girls pasting in the pages and stamping them with my autograph stamp. Such cute kids, they work so hard all day, for 1 bowl of rice every 10 hours. And over in China, there's no such thing as overtime pay, so it's such a beautiful thing.  I sent 'em a little note - 'if God didn't want you to make my bibles he wouldn't have made you Chinese....")