WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL COUNTDOWN TO VOTE-A-GEDDON EDITION.....

 

12 days to Election Day.....in which voters will decide which country they're living in....the United States Of America or the Forbidden Kingdom of Trumpsylvania......

Trump's perpetual outlandish behavior manages to distract the media from the dangerous things actually spilling out of his mouth....("Love the lamestream press....always shows up for me. The poor suckers don't even realize I'll be rounding 'em all up for jail the day after the inauguration....they're the enemies of the people...

GOP bigwigs and Maga Trumpanzees shrug off Trump's love of Hitler and his Generals.....explains Lindsay Graham, "Oh I'm sure he didn't really mean it.....but just in case, I've leased apartments in three countries with no extradition treaties with the U.S......"

Justice Department warns Elon Musk about his million dollar vote scheme on behalf of Trump.....doubling down, Musk and Trump also promised a genuine frozen Trump steak from the original inventory to every Trump voter....("Believe me, we spent millions scraping all the maggots off of them, so they're as fresh today as when they were still cows...."

Mike Pence doesn't quite remember Jan. 6th as what Trump described as "a day of love".....and remarked he did not appreciate later receiving from Trump a gift-wrapped miniature gallows and rope as a farewell parting gift....