WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL 'MENTALLY DISABLED' EDITION.....

Trump calls Kamala Harris 'mentally disabled'.....so says the man who shrieked before a national audience  "They're eating the geese! They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats!"

Melania Trump declares in her book that she supports a woman's right to choose whether to have an abortion, prompting Trump to encourage her to feel free to speak her mind.....explaining in a press conference, "Listen, she's Melania,  beloved by everyone, so she's got special privileges to do whatever she wants.....the rest of you women just shut the hell up and squeeze out those babies like me and my Supreme Court told you to.....especially you raped 12 years olds who think you're so special..."

When pointedly asked by Tim Walz is he thinks the 2020 election was stolen, J.D. Vance replies, "Tim, I'm focused on the future..."....but microphones didn't pick up the rest of his answer, "and right now I'm focused on a future where Trump doesn't have to send people out to hang me by the neck until dead right outside the Capitol building...."

In prosecutor Jack Smith's new Jan. 6 evidence against Trump, Trump is heard to say, "So what?" when told Pence had to be rushed out of the Capitol building overrun with Trump supporters who called for his hanging........"I swear I never asked anybody to hang him, that was the crowd's idea, God bless 'em. I only suggested milder stuff....ya know, like tar and feathers, whipping, maybe a little waterboarding or a jumbo enema....maybe two or three of those..."