MIDWEEK MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL "MEIN TRUMPF" EDITION.....

General John Kelly finally goes public with his Trump evaluation, calling him a fascist......to which 60 per cent of the country (the still sane contingent) reply, "Well.....duh. No shit, Sherlock....tell us something we don't know....".  To which Trump supporters reply, "You dare defame Orange Jesus! Blasphemy!"  To which undecided voters reply, "Possibly true, but I need to know a little more about Kamala Harris..."

Trump rages about a slain veteran's funeral - "It doesn't cost $60,000 to bury a F****** Mexican".....later consulting with the Pentagon if they could hold down the costs of ''planting all those suckers and losers...'

To General Kelly, Trump expresses his great admiration for Hitler and his Generals.....and goes to say, "Yeah, his only mistake, was weeding out the Generals who tried to blow him up. This time around, I'm gonna make sure there's only Generals who love me, but we'll make 'em all pass through metal detectors just to make sure..."