Putin pulling what's left his hair out over Biden's trip to Ukraine....... "If only I'd had my useful idiot Trump in the White House, he would've sit back and let me march into Kiev and peel Zelensky's skin off!"
Fox News revealed to know all along that Trump's Big Lie was total bullshit.....and that their rabid hosts knew the people surrounding Trump, like Giuliani and the Pillow Guy were babbling imbeciles......Admitted Tucker Carlson, "What can we say? The brain dead mooks who watch us just love it when we foam at the mouth on behalf of Trump.....jacks up the ratings like you wouldn't believe!"
Marjorie Taylor Greene wants America divided up by red states and blue states......Explained Greene "Red states can defend themselves with no help from any Federal government! We've got more people with automatic weapons who can shoot down any laser-equipped Jewish balloons sent by blue states..."
Kevin McCarthy turns over vast amount of Jan. 6th security footage to.....Tucker Carlson..."Oh don't worry," McCarthy assured critics, "I took out all the stuff with our peaceful tourists trying to impale cops with American flags.....Tucker just wants the footage of them wandering through Congress, harmlessly posing for selfies.....
Rep. Jim Jordan's "GOP Empire Strikes Back" investigative committee announces subpoenas issued to all M & M candy mascots....."We're gonna get to the bottom of this whole woke candy scandal and fair warning.....Legos better get their house in order..."
Marjorie Taylor Greene, in an interview with Tucker Carlson, says we've got to stop supporting the "war on Russia in the Ukraine......".....when are we going to realize it's not Russia's fault when those stupid Ukrainian women and children keep stepping in front of Russian missiles and bullets...it's their own damn fault!"
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