Ron DeSantis's book banning binge on Florida schools........Declared the Florida Governor as he threw copies of "To Kill A Mockingbird" into his backyard fire pit, "We're going to put an end to this pernicious, left-wing woke plot to entice students to read banned books.....I can proudly tell you, Florida is where literacy goes to die...."
Trump continues to profess his support and admiration for Vladimir Putin..... Said, the ex-President, "I swear I'd love him even if he didn't have the pee tape locked up in safe somewhere....." Putin responded by dedicating the next pile of dead Ukrainian children in Trump's honor.....
Trump accuses police of "murdering" Jan. 6 rioter Ashli Babbitt......"She was only an innocent tourist visiting the Capitol", explained the former President, "she was just there to take a few, pictures, pick up a few postcards and hang Mike Pence for me...so what's the harm?"
Obnoxious 'Jeopardy' champ Jake DeArruda goes down to defeat after 3 games, causing celebration and sighs of relief from viewers....prompting DeArruda to declare he's considering a run for Congress as a GOP candidate....("I got so used to annoying people and craving attention... I want a my career path to continue that!
George Santos......what's left to say here? Except......why?
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