Imagine our shock when our most hated enemy (and enemy of the world) Cora the Virus announced she'd opened her own Twitter account.......
Devilish virus that she is, Cora couldn't wait to start trolling President Trump, even though he's been her greatest, most loyal steadfast enabler and ally in helping her to kill over 170,000 Americans......and you get to read her tweets FIRST on the BQ!
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump
OBAMA SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN! HE SNUCK MICROPHONES INTO MY BUCKET OF KFC EXTRA CRISPY AND HAD DEEP STATE PEDOPHILES SPLOOGE ALL OVER IT WITH DEMON SPERM
Cora The Coronvirus @ realLiveVirus
I love ya, Dude. That's why I don't need to to infect you and screw up your heart and lungs. You've already got brain damage.
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump.
THOSE Q-WHATEVER PEOPLE ARE EVEN MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN ME, BUT THEY LIKE ME AND THAT'S ALL THAT REALLY COUNTS IN LIFE, RIGHT?
Cora The Coronavirus @ realLiveVirus
Liking you? Well, it's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be folks even crazier and stupider than you.
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump
WHERE DOES OBAMA GET OFF SAYING I DON'T PUT IN THE WORK! I SPEND 8 HOURS A DAY WATCHING FOX NEWS BEFORE ALL NIGHT TWEETING! YOU CAN BET OBAMA AND SLEEPY JOE NEVER GOT BLISTERS ON THEIR THUMBS LIKE ME!
Cora The Coronavirus @ realLiveVirus
Probably 'cause they were too busy doing the job of actually running the country. But you keep on doin' what you're doin', Trumpy......that way I can hit my goal of 500,000 dead before the last Hallmark Christmas movie comes on. #ItIsWhatItIs
(We promise to show you more of these as they come in........)
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