WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.........LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE MINIONS!

              It occurred to us more than once that watching Baby Orange and his Presidential Trainwreck  is like watching the SPECTRE miinions in the early James Bond films........

               In those movies, arch-fiend Blofeld employed vast armies of these guys, always outfitted in spiffy costumes.......red or white jumpsuits, identical black scuba wetsuits......and for winter wear, colorful orange ski jackets with black striping on the sleeves........

               Now that's what Baby Orange's woeful collection of  toadies, sycophants, mob lawyers, extortionists and overall creepizoids are missing........

                 Why don't they all have matching outfits?

                  And what a gloriously repulsive line-up they are.......

                 Mulvaney.......Mr. "Get Over It!" himself.....proving to Baby Orange that this is what happens when your staff consists of 'Acting (Your Job And Name Here)"

                  Barr......the mutant toad currently posing (badly) as Attorney General.  Never got the memo that he's supposed to pretend he's "America's Lawyer".......he's more like Al Capone's lawyer...

                  Giuliani ........the clown prince of  what passes for Baby Oranges foreign policy.... operating as Agent 000 in charge of proving Joe Biden and his son were responsible for the rise of ISIS and the attack on Pearl Harbor.......

                  Stephen Miller.......rising up direct from Baby Orange's Vault Of Horror......especially enjoys feeding live cockroaches to jailed immigrant children in his spare time......

                   Rep. Jim Jordon and Rep. Matt Gaetz .......Baby Oranges's very own barking guard dogs.....with Jordan playing the snarling Doberman and Gaetz as the yapping Pekinese......

                 Kelly Ann Conway.....the Babbling Harpy Of Alternative Facts.......enough said....

                Seriously.......can't Baby Orange supply a appropriate volcano and snappy uniforms for this bunch to hang out in?

                 Preferably an active volcano........with a whole lot of lava........