Trump's embrace of Jeffrey Epstein conspiracies comes back to bite him in the ass..... "I don't understand why everyone's so obsessed about him......Yes, he was a rich pedophile and I, as a dedicated pussy grabber, hung out with him.....so what's the big deal?"Trump's make-believe Attorney General Pam Bondi says there's nothing worth seeing in the Epstein file....."Literally nothing to see, really." explained Bondi, "Just 10 seconds with some lighter fluid and a match....there was nothing to see...."
Trump explains why he can't release the Epstein files...."We think that Joe Biden's wild attack dog is still running around the White House grounds.....it ate the Epstein stuff, my tax returns and all the money Mexico sent me to pay for the wall...."
Trump minions working harder than ever to bring us into the new Golden Age of Maga.....What else is there to say.....
Trump turns on his MAGA faithful who feel betrayed by his handling of the Epstein files, calling them "stupid people" and declaring he doesn't want their support.....thereby making the MAGA Trumpanzees the very last people on Planet Earth to at last figure out what Trump really thought of them all along.....Across the land, previously dim bulbs begin to shine ever so slightly.......
Trump threatens to sue the Wall Street Journal for releasing a birthday message (and cartoon) he sent to Jeffrey Epstein...."I hardly knew the guy.....except for the last gift I sent him....a leatherbound first edition of "Lolita" with a bottle of KY Jelly and box of tissues...."
To all BQ visitors: Wonderful weekend to ya!
To MAGA cultists just now finding out how much contempt and disgust Trump has for you......we respectfully ask that come November 2026, remember you're given a chance to respond to his calling you stupid, by kicking his GOP slaves out of office...who knows, with a Democratic majority back in Congress, you might even find out what's in the Epstein files.....
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