'South Park's new season episode eviscerates Trump, sending the President into yet another rage.....sending several Trumpr White House staffers to local Emergency rooms with injuries sustained by flying ketchup bottles.....
Desperate for distractions from the Epstein files, Trump resorts to one pathetic stunt after another, including accusing Obama of treason and threatening the Washington Commanders if they don't change their name back to 'Redskins'.....reportedly the Navy's Seal Team Six refused Trump's order to storm the beaches of Ireland to hunt down Rosie O Donnell......
Trump's MAGA-QAnon Wack-a-Doodles turn on him over his waffling and cover-ups of the Epstein files......"We thought he was just kiddin' around when he said he liked grabbin' wimmins vaginees and wished he could date Ivanka..."
Speaker of the House Mike Johnsonn claims he wants full transparency on the Epstein files, then adjourns the House for the summer to prevent any voting on the issue......Trump immediately summoned Johnson to the White House so he could receive several mouth watering Bacon treats and a "Who's a good boy!" from the President.
After CBS's firing of Stephen Colbert, Trump dreams to eliminating all the other talk show hosts who dare to criticize or make fun of him...."We're gonna replace all these shows with the 'MAGA Home Shopping Network, where everyone can pick up a phone and order all our wonderful merchandise, coins, sneakers, watches and portraits of me as Superman....with all of our stuff priced under 7000 dollars....."
To BQ visitors: Stay strong, enjoy your weekend and resist, resist, resist, resist.....To all "This isn't what I voted for!" Trump voters.....what's that you say? That putting a pedophile into the White House is now a bridge too far for you? A little too late, Trumpanzees, wouldn't you say? Suck it up, buttercups.
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