Storms and floods leave 161 dead in Texas after Trump dismantled FEMA and the National Weather Service....With plans to visit the disaster area, Trump promised that in addition to paper towels, he will also be hurling out personalized Trump Umbrellas and yellow rubber boots autographed by Ron DeSantis.......
During the Texas floods, the National Weather Service labored on after Elon Musk's DOGE had already cut back its staff....Stated Musk, "Texas needn't worry....starting next year, Tesla will introduce electric powered life rafts in designer colors at only $50.000 per raft."
How can we (or nighttime talk show hosts and SNL) ever hope to come with something as crazy Trump's quest for the Nobel? No fair.....he's stealing our best jokes.....Musk threatens to create a third political party to thwart Trump.....and proudly announces he has assembled 'Elo Again', the first Artificial Intelligence political candidate, assembled from spare parts retrieved from exploded Teslas.
Maga voters expected to soon feel the consequences of Trump tariffs and his 'Big Beautiful Bill'.....China begins mass production of a new red hat for MAGA voters that reads, "Please Forgive Me! I Never Thought He Was Gonna Do This Stuff!"
To BQ visitors: Glorious weekend happiness to you all!To Trump voters (including those already picked up by ICE and waiting for shipment out of the U.S.): Continue to enjoy the hell you unleashed upon yourselves and your families.....think upon it hard, especially if you haven't been deported by the Nov. 2026 midterm elections.......
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