WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL "BIG BEAUTIFUL 4TH OF JULY' EDITION....

 

Trump's 'Big Beautiful Bill' passes in time for his signing it into law on July 4th.....Promised the President, "Look at what we'll do for the Funeral business and flower shops, all that business they'll get when all those Medicaid scammers start dropping dead...."

Reports flooding in that thousands of babies were seen escaping maternity wards and crawling toward Canada......

Trump met with the last GOP holdouts on the Big Beautiful Bill and they came away with bags of autographed Trump swag to help swing their votes.....Boasted one Congressman, "To hell with those dying old Medicaid farts, I got two golf plated Trump steaks and the sneakers!"

Trump and Ron DeSantis christen a 'Big New Beautiful Sign' to hang in front of Florida's 'Alligator Alcatraz' for immigrants...."Trespassers Will Be Eaten"...."And we've duplicates of the same sign for the Kennedy Center, Mar-A-Lago and Harvard!"

To BQ visitors - Happy 4th of July weekend!

To Trumpanzees:  Remember to instruct your children and grandchildren on how much money the country will owe in a few years......and why Pop-Pop died cause the nearest hospital was 200 miles away....and why their school lunch is now a bottle of water and a Tik-Tak. Enjoy!