WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.......SPECIAL "SUPREME COURT? NEVER HEARD OF IT." EDITION........

 

Trump's destruction of the American economy rages on, as the stock markets continue to plunge and prices rise ever upward......in a sign of weather to come, Republican members of the Congress and the Senate, poke their heads out of their burrows, see their shadows and scream in terror....signifying 4 more years of winter.....

The Cult Of Trump (formerly known as the GOP) with few exceptions, stays silent......in a shocking discovery, Capitol police break into a mysterious closet and find a pile of spines and shriveled testicles belonging to still living Republican lawmakers. 

Ignoring both the District Court and the Supreme Court's 9-0 ruling, Trump refuses to return wrongly deported man send to a hellhole El Salvador prison....."What can they do to ME, those black-robed bananas? Spank me? Send me to 'time out' corner? Hit me with strongly worded language? Hey guys, you're the ones who gave me immunity from friggin' EVERYTHING! You're no better than U.S. soldiers who die in battle.....suckers and losers..."

Trump goes to war on Harvard, cutting off the university's government funding on the pretext of fighting Anti-Semitism....."And another thing, we're gonna make 'em cut back on all those books in their libraries.....too many books just gives those smart-ass students and professors a lot of....a lot of.....ideas. And too much thinking's going on there, we gotta put the brakes on that....

RFK Jr. as expected, continues to spout his usual addled pseudo-medical gibberish......when reporters asked about the oozing greyish matter collecting around his feet, Kennedy explained, "Oh, oops, sorry about that......that stuff sometimes leaks out of the holes in my head left by the worm.....but I can still remember my own name....sometimes...."

Jeff Bezos sends an all woman crew, including Katy Perry, into space for about 11 minutes.....Perry later complained about the extra 'same day delivery' charge when she ordered the flight on Amazon.  Later, Bezos proudly announced over 11 million dollars in sales of pre-lubricated vibrators in the shape of the women's space capsule....

Happy Easter Weekend to all BQ visitors!!   But as for you Trump voters, enjoy roasting in the hell on earth you've created for yourselves and everyone else. Happy yet?