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Ron DeSantis declares himself 'Official Prince" of Walt Disney World, planning to move from the Florida Governor's Mansion and into Sleeping Beauty's Castle.....also proclaiming that as of the start of the new school year in September, all Florida public schools will only go up to 6th grade....stated the Governor, "Think of the money we'll save on teachers' salaries and there's really no need for kids to know any more beyond that grade....
Rupert Murdoch let his Fox News opinion anchors continue to push Trump's Big Lie about a rigged election......even though all of them knew Trump's accusations were complete and total bullshit....Murdoch stated he's taken immediate steps to correct the problem...."We just hired an exciting new host to join our stellar line-up. 'The George Santos Pants-On-Fire Hour' will kick off our new primetime schedule......rest assured, you needn't worry about anybody believing George...."
Comic strip 'Dilbert' loses its media outlets due to creator Scott Adams racist remarks.......remarked Adams, "Another perfect example of the ongoing oppression of white people....just ask Donald Trump...."
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