Trump threatens "death and destruction" if he's charged by the Manhattan D.A. for the Stormy Daniels payoff.....and also calls the D.A. a 'degenerate psychopath', a description which Trump previously used to categorize himself on his online dating profile ("You know, he later explained, "girls love it when I grab their pussies and call myself a degenerate psychopath....they appreciate the honesty..."
Trump calls for his MAGA Trumpanzees to flood the streets in protest if he's indicted......with one or two exceptions, the rest of them say, "Uh....nah,,,,,hard pass.....don't think he's ever gonna get the chance to pardon us, will he?....sorry....we've got basketball tickets..." In a recent Truth Social post, Trump offered 20% off on any Trump trading card to any minion who storms the Manhattan D.A.'s office and attacks police.....("And in addition to the card discount, I'll kick in $50 dollars for your defense attorney fees..."
Melania Trump blanks out the reality of Trump's legal woes as she lives in separate quarters at Mar-A-Lago....."Donald who?" she was heard to mutter, "Never heard of him.....like my jacket says, I don't really care, do U?"
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