Baby Orange sues Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for blocking him.....in related news, 55 chemical companies sue the U.S. for blocking them from pouring corrosive acid into every state's water supplies. (Says one company CEO in his lawsuit, "If Trump gets his tweeting privileges back, then we want the equivalent. Fair is fair..")
Rudy Giuliani banned from practicing law in Washington D.C.......in better news for Giuliani, Vladimir Putin offered him a job defending Russian hackers, as well as assorted DUI and child support cases. In worse news, his billing invoices for services rendered to Donald Trump arrived in his mailbox marked "No such address" and "How stupid are you to think you'd get paid anyway?"
Baby Orange bills the Secret Service $50,000 for lodging at Trump properties......but agrees to pay any agent 4.00 per hour for driving his golf cart and time spent on snack runs to McDonald's.....
Baby Orange reportedly fumed at Brett Kavanaugh for voting to throw his election fraud case out of the Supreme Court......"Where would he be without me? I saved his life. Who would have had him?" Trump also bitterly complained about the cost of having 50 cases of beer delivered to Kavanaugh's office on the evening before the court's decision........
Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels lawyer, sentenced to prison for scamming Nike....in even worse news for Avenatti, Rudy Giuliani agreed to represent him if he appeals.....
Marvel's "Black Widow" opens........to the sound of over 50 million people yawning......
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