BQ: Cora! Thought I'd give you the breaking news that we got our first COVID vaccine shot today.
CORA: Sacrilege! Blasphemy! How dare you, I was so looking forward to killing you off.
BQ: Well, thanks to Trump's lies and assorted idiocies, you managed to kill a whole lot of people who might have survived if there'd been a sane adult in the White House.
CORA: But didn't you hear? I'm making a comeback! There's still who knows how many morons in this country going maskless.....I may get to finish off a whole shitload of people before I'm wiped out.
BQ: Sadly yes.
CORA: That doddering old fart Biden......who the hell does he think he is, flooding the country with vaccine.
BQ: He's the President Of The United State, Cora. For the first time in 4 years, a real one.
CORA: Yeah, he's no fun at all. Won't lift a finger to help me like my beloved Trumpy did.
BQ: Speaking of no fun. we've a parting gift for you, since we don't plan to speak to you ever again.
CORA: Awww, you shouldn't have. What'd you get me?
BQ: A huge spray can of Moderna vaccine. Here, have a snort on us.....
CORA: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......God bless Trumpy! Arrrrggggggggghhh!
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