Rampage (2018) While this movie ground its way through our Blu-Ray player, we mostly spent the running time catching up on e-mails, checking BookBub discounts and visiting our favorite blogs........
We thought it best to turn this post over to the one individual in the BQ household who did watch the film riveted.......
Sage, our new mini-mountain lion posing as a 5 month old cat......
We fully understand how entranced she was with "Rampage".........the film was custom made for viewers with brains the size of walnuts, and loaded with lots of random, senseless movement........(based on....surprise,surprise.....a video game...)
To put it simply, Sage fit perfectly within this film's target demographic.......
It took some time and patience, but we used Google to track down a Cat-to-English translation site. We proudly present the BQ's first guest interviewer........Sage.
"Wow! Wow! Wow! Best movie ever! Big creatures getting away with everything I do at home.......but bigger and better! They leap around and jump on top of stuff they're not supposed to......like buildings and cars and helicopters and boats! So cool. Some big dopey bald guy follows them around and yells at 'em to stop (BQ note: Dwayne Johnson)
......but they ignore him, just like I ignore the humans in my house! Couldn't help thinking.....how much litter do they go through in a week anyway? Great flick! 5 purring stars! Oh, sorry...gotta go.....nature calls...."
We deeply thank Sage for her contribution......not an easy task, considering she has an attention span only slightly larger than Donald Trump's.......
As for a BQ human review.......from whatever we noticed when we looked up from our laptop.....1/2 a star. And come to think of it, how much litter
do those creatures need?
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