Sunday, October 15, 2017

LEAST FAVORITE THINGS.......EXCLUSIVE TO BQ! HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S REHAB SCHEDULE!

               Only we at BQ can provide you with this hot scoop.......a copy of the day-of-events stolen from the Sexual Rehabilitation Facility currently treating ex-mogul, ex-Motion Picture Academy Member and his current wife's ex-husband.....Harvey Weinstein......

7:00 AM   Breakfast of Taco Bell Takeout followed by enema administered by Rose McGowan.....

8:00  AM   Forced viewings (with eyes clamped open) of "The King's Speech" and "The Iron Lady"

12:00  PM   Prep for penis electro-shock therapy.......

1:00    PM   After staff finally locates penis, administering of electro-shock therapy:

2:00    PM   Fitting of special sandpaper-coated gloves from Home Depot

2:15   PM    At gunpoint, enforced masturbation with Home Depot gloves......

3:00   PM    Conference call with brother Bob to discuss new names for the Weinstein Company....including  "Blameless Films", "Never-Knew Productions", "Tippi 'N Hitch' Inc."

4:00 PM     Simultaneous therapies.....six Rose McGowan administered enemas during three consecutive forced viewings of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's "By The Sea",,,,,

10:00   PM   Bedtime......with former Academy Award ceremony tuxedo allowed as security blanket.....

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