Only we at BQ can provide you with this hot scoop.......a copy of the day-of-events stolen from the Sexual Rehabilitation Facility currently treating ex-mogul, ex-Motion Picture Academy Member and his current wife's ex-husband.....Harvey Weinstein......
7:00 AM Breakfast of Taco Bell Takeout followed by enema administered by Rose McGowan.....
8:00 AM Forced viewings (with eyes clamped open) of "The King's Speech" and "The Iron Lady"
12:00 PM Prep for penis electro-shock therapy.......
1:00 PM After staff finally locates penis, administering of electro-shock therapy:
2:00 PM Fitting of special sandpaper-coated gloves from Home Depot
2:15 PM At gunpoint, enforced masturbation with Home Depot gloves......
3:00 PM Conference call with brother Bob to discuss new names for the Weinstein Company....including "Blameless Films", "Never-Knew Productions", "Tippi 'N Hitch' Inc."
4:00 PM Simultaneous therapies.....six Rose McGowan administered enemas during three consecutive forced viewings of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's "By The Sea",,,,,
10:00 PM Bedtime......with former Academy Award ceremony tuxedo allowed as security blanket.....
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