Thursday, May 11, 2017

FROM TRUMPTY WITH LOVE......BOND VILLAINS VS. WHITE HOUSE VILLAINS....YOU DECIDE....

                  What can we do to ease our Bond withdrawal pains?  A new film probably probably won't arrive for another year or more and we're starting to get the shakes.... (temporarily cured by watching all the old Bonds...)

                  The answer was right in front of us the whole time.......by simply watching the collection of real life enemy agents now infecting the White House......a grotesque collection of thugs, two-faced liars and simpering minions just waiting for the trap door to open beneath their feet.....

                 The better collection of arch-villains?  Let's compare the White House crowd to arguably the greatest assembly of cinematic evil.....the villains of "From Russia With Love"......

                   Ernst Stavro Blofeld  Demands unquestioned loyalty from his minions, otherwise, they're completely dispensable......engineers elaborate evil schemes, all of which fail miserably.....calms himself by stroking his pet cat....

                    Trumpty-Dumpty  Demands unquestioned loyalty from his minions, otherwise....."they didn't do a good job..."   Compassionate though, firing the FBI director for his so very unkind treatment of Hilary Clinton.....yeh,right.......and startled when he finds out almost nobody believes that rationale (even among the suckers who wore his little red hats).........calms himself by stroking Russians and other bloodthirsty murderous demagogues.....engineers elaborate evil schemes...(Muslim bans, Trumpcare, tax cuts for the rich) most of which either fail in the courts or in the court of public opinion...

                     Rosa Klebb  KGB torturer turned Blofeld henchwoman......armed with a poison knife in her shoe....

                    Keyllyanne Conway  Trumpty minion....and ruthless torturer of the English language....armed with a poison tongue that continually flaps on Cable news panels......but after 20 seconds, begins to sound like the grown-ups in the 'Peanuts' TV specials....wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.......making equal amount of sense.....

                     Donald 'Red Grant  Hulking, blonde psychotic.....programmed to assassinate people...

                      Steve Bannon   Pudgy, pasty-faced psychotic who feverishly dreams he's a hulking Aryan blonde  programmed to assassinate people.....especially the swarthy ones....

                       Kronsteen  Chessmaster and Blofeld's master strategist....according to his meticulous planning, nothing can possibly go wrong.....

                       Jared Kushner   Trumpty minion whose two main job responsibilities are Son-In-Law-General of the United States and Executive Director Of Everything And Anything..,,..nothing can possibly go wrong.......

                       Personally,we prefer the comfort of the fictitious villains........as opposed to the living hell and threat to democracy that the real life crew currently inflicts on the nation......but that's just us.....

                        

                    

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