WEEKLY MADNESS WRAPUP.....SPECIAL GROCERY STORE ID EDITION....

             What a week.......madness overload......

             Onward Sessions Soldiers....The KKKeebler Elf re-invents The Crusades.....with his "Religious Liberty Task Force"........(English translation: "Death To The Non Believers!  Especially the ones who don't go to our church...."

               Baby Orange claims you have to show ID at grocery stores.....Lucky for him, all national supermarket chains honor the "KGB Useful Idiot" Visa card.....

               National Security Team says Russia's at it again....Baby Orange says, "it's a hoax!"  He's right about one thing.....he pulled off the biggest hoax on the redhat suckers who put him in office.....

                "Collusion isn't a crime!!"   Well, gee whiz, that's interesting.......how come Baby Orange spent the last year shrieking "No Collusion!" at the top of his lungs (and his tiny little Twitter fingers)

                 Baby Orange asks the KKKeebler Elf to end the Mueller probe.......can't wait to see all the desperation sweat start to melt that orange gunk off of Baby Orange's head........it'll probably look like the wax figures melting into a puddle from "Mystery Of The Wax Museum"......

                  Baby Orange threatens a government shutdown if Congress won't fund his wall.....oh, you mean the Wall that Mexico was going to pay for??

                  Baby Orange wants the ACLU to find the parents he separated from their kids......"hey, you know this is like healthcare......who knew it was going to be so complicated?   Do me a favor, will ya......you ACLU lefties go find the parents, okay?  Me, I got Tweets to type..."

                   Ivanka contradicts Baby Orange.......she may have finally figured out who's been sending her romantic e-mails that read "I like long walks on the beach and cuddling by a fireplace...."

                   3-D Guns........Latest White House statement - "Our future Thoughts and Prayers to the the families of the first people killed by someone who snuck a 3-D gun past the TSA metal detectors....just suck it up already and stop blubberin'".....

                   Baby Orange whips up Trumpanzees against reporters....."There they are! Those horrible, horrible people who keep fact-checking me every time I tell ridiculous likes! Fake News!"

                   Rudy Giuliani......celebrating the 50th anniversary of his signature role as a Blue Meanie in "Yellow Submarine".....

'THE BABADOOK 2'??....IS HE BACK HAUNTING THE HALLS OF POWER?

The Babadook (2014) was a well received little scarefest about a troubled mom and her nightmare-prone young son terrorized by a forbidding top-hatted creepy creature who literally pops up at them.....from a children's pop up book. As you would expect in a horror film, the Babadook, not content with a mere existence as an unfolded piece of paper, comes to blood-freezing life and lurks in every dark corner of the mother and son's home, chanting its own name repeatedly......

             A sequel of sorts recently played out in real life......instead of a frightened mother, the lead role has been taken over by no less than our so-called President.  The BQ can only assume the plot unfolded, so to speak,  this way......the Orange-inator must have frozen in stark horror after being handed one of those spiffy, leather-bound booklets containing his latest executive pronouncements.

             A doomful, sinister figure popped out of the booklet, an apocalyptic apparition designed to strike numbing fear in the Orange-inator's heart. The Babadook?  No.....something far worse....a figure who haunts the most fear-ridden corners of the Orange-inator's addled mind.......yes, it could only be......The Obama-Dook.

             Screaming and twittering at the same time, the poor bedeviled victim of this sequel, runs from room to room......and in every dark corner, in every closet, even under the Lincoln room bedsheets, he sees the Obama-Dook.....slyly smiling, plotting and waiting to jump out and chant over and over....'Obama-Dooooooook'....As our poor hysterical victim's short chunky fingers madly dance across  the twitter keyboard on his cellphone, he believes he can hear the malignant rasp, the dry chuckling of the Obama-Dook over the phone line itself.

            You'll pardon us, but we couldn't watch this far fetched sequel any longer......the lead actor lacked credibility, to put it mildly......and we couldn't help theorizing whether his feverish visions of the Obama-Dook were real.....or simply another one of his many delusions.....

           The original 2014 film "The Babadook " earns 4 scary stars (****) from the BQ........as for the....sadly, real life sequel and its woeful leading man , whose bad acting hovers at the 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' level.....we award zero stars.(0).

BREAKING NEWS THAT REMINDED US OF "THUNDERBALL"

Right after the opening credits of  the Bond adventure Thunderball (1966), we're treated to a board meeting of that nefarious worldwide crime organization SPECTRE... the Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion.

            There's no benefits package at Spectre, no 401K and certainly no second chances... one of the Board members, judged an incompetent liar by unseen CEO Ernst Stavro Blofeld is simply fried in his seat like a Hot Pocket left too long in the microwave. The seat, along with its deceased, extra-crispy occupant lowers underground, then pops up again....empty, presumably ready for a new hire.

             We couldn't help thinking of this sequence as we watched the news of Gen. Flynn's resignation from the White House inner circle.....which in its collection of malicious, mean-spirited criminal connivers and incompetents, is every bit the equal of the Spectre boardroom.

            So we're thinking maybe Gen.Flynn should thank his lucky stars that he was allowed to leave with  his butt only symbolically fried.........