WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP....SPECIAL "ALL HEIL TO PRESIDENT MUSK' EDITION....

 Greetings especially to all you Trump voters who didn't like the price of their eggs and gas....

           Are ya havin' fun yet?  Is the coming of your Dear Leader everything you ever dreamed of?

            What...no?  Really?  

             By the way, do any of you rocket scientist Trump voters remember voting for Elon Musk?  

              What.....no?  Really?  Too bad.

Unelected President Musk brings the country closer to a government shutdown with just a tweet.....and entices each GOP congressman a free slightly used Tesla, reconditioned and repaired after driverless crashes.....

Trump staff offers all GOP congress and Senate members free lessons in knee bending and ring kissing, in preparation for Jan. 20th....said Don Jr., "We want to make sure they're ready to lose their souls, balls and moral compasses from Day One....

Even before his Inauguration, Trump walks back his promise to lower grocery prices, now claiming..."it's hard to do"....English translation for Trump voters, "Lay out whatever cash you have left for your f***in' eggs and shut the hell up about it already. You people are bigger suckers than dead soldiers..."

George Stephanopoulos and ABC lay out millions to Trump to settle a libel lawsuit, with the money going toward funding a Trump library......Stephanopoulus was also force to promise to cut the ribbon opening the new library, will occupy an abandoned Taco Bell out on Gator Gut thruway in Georgia.......