Friday, September 27, 2024

WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL 'I WILL BE YOUR PROTECTOR' EDITION.......

 

Trump's 'concepts of a plan' becomes added to his ever growing list of immortal claims.....prompting Trump to immediately take orders for a new commemorative coin, with "Concepts Of A Plan" on one side and "They're eating the cats!" on the other.....


Trump declares himself a 'protector of women'......and at a recent rally, promised, "Twice a week, I'll set up a special booth on the White House lawn. Women who feel frightened or anxious or worried can line up at the booth....and for $79.99, I'll personally grab you by the pussy to make you feel calm and protected...."


Trump latest grift - gold Rolex watches for $100,000 dollars each...and further announces he's sweetening the deal...."Buy two of them and I'll throw in an autographed tote bag filled with priceless collectables.....paperclips stolen from Nancy Pelosi's desk on January 6th!  Autographed pictures of ICE agents tearing children away from their illegal alien parents!  Real blood smears taken from Capitol police attempting to interfereoreour patriotic protesters!  And more!

Haitian community of Springfield Ohio files criminal complaint for state courts to consider against Trump and Vance for their continuing use of 'pet eating' lie to stir up hatred and unrest........Vance responds by claiming he's taken sworn statements from two geese, three cats and a pug that they barely escaped with their lives from hungry immigrants. ("And I'll create even more of these statements if necessary!"_

Trump continues to dodge debating Kamala Harris before the election......("I'm really doing her a big favor by not debating her anymore, since I completely humiliated and destroyed her the last time. She probably still suffers some PTSD from the experience of me just totally overwhelming her on that debate stage. So....you're welcome, Kamalalala or whatever your name is....."












No comments:

Post a Comment