Maga-Moron election denier Mike Johnson elected as GOP Speaker Of The House.....and hits the ground running, introducing legislation to fund special prisons to hold all pregnant women until they give birth...(".....which will eliminate any temptation they have to run out and seek abortions. It's time these cows knew their place...")
Maga-Moron Christian Nationalist Speaker Of The House Mike Johnson says it's "too soon" to discuss guns, after the latest slaughter of innocents in Maine......but Johnson did offer some comfort to survivors of the massacre and grieving families of the slain....(".....for only $39.95, my office will send you this beautiful, collectible carved-in-oak plaque inscribed "Thoughts And Prayers From Mike and all of us in the GOP"....and here's the bonus, it comes with a built in compartment to store whatever's left of your late loved ones, in case they've been too chewed up by the AR--15.....operators are waiting for your toll-free call!")
Trump's collection of 'fake elector' lawyers start pleading guilty in return for flipping on Trump...to which Trump responds, "None of these people were ever my lawyers.....I never heard of any of them....I thought they were Grub Hub drivers dropping off my KFC buckets....")
Sydney ("Release The Kraken') Powell, the looniest of Trump's election steal plot conspirators, becomes the first to seek a plea deal in exchange for testifying against him.....causing Trump to immediately rant on Truth Social..."Sydney who? Poitier? Isn't he dead? Sydney Sweeney? Smokin' babe, almost as hot as Ivanka, I'd do her, but I don't know her. Powell? I thought she was the coffee girl......."
Mark Meadows, Trump's Chief-Of Staff, takes immunity deal to testify for prosecutor Jack Smith about the January 6th charges....prompting Trump to post, ""Meadows? Do I know him? Never heard of him. I think maybe he's the guy who came in once a week to throw out the McDonald's boxes...."
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