WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL 'DON'T PAY FOR THIS MIC' EDITION......

Hamas's war of atrocities on Israel sparks massive Israeli retaliation on Gaza, leaving score of Palestinians killed in the crossfire.....Hamas leaders release furiously angry statement...("These Israeli fiends killed our pet Palestinians before we even had a chance to use them as human shields!")

Trump proudly shows off his stolen top secret nuclear sub into to impress visitors.....which prompted a sell out on Mar-A-Lago Gift Shop T-shirts.....reading "I got to see nuclear secrets and all I got was this T-shirt and $750.00 from the Russians!"

GOP chaos rages on in the middle of the Israeli-Hamas war, with Congress unable to even appoint a new U.S. ambassador to Israel.......Vladimir Putin reported claps his hands in glee, asking "Where in the world do these Republicans find all these useful idiots? Grow them in a greenhouse? Prepare an Order Of Lenin award for this Gaetz creature...."

Rep. Jim Jordan can't scrape up anywhere near enough votes to make him the new Speaker Of The House.....which comes as a stunning, shocking, earth shattering surprise to.....absolutely no one.

Trump flies into a rage over a supposed defective microphone, yelling out 'Don't  pay for this mic!'.....to which a Trump assistant assured him, "Not to worry, Mein Fuhrer....don't you remember? We never pay for a f***in' thing anyway....just like we stiff your lawyers!"