Ron DeSantis's war with Disney results in Disney's cancelling its planned new Florida enterprise, with a loss of 1000's of potential new jobs......DeSantis strikes back by banning the new "Little Mermaid" movie from Florida theaters, claiming it promotes unnatural "Bi-Species" interactions between fish and humans......
Ron DeSantis's Presidential campaign launch with Elon Musk on Twitter goes badly awry due to technical glitches...... DeSantis orders National Guard to confiscate and burn all copies of "Twitter For Dummies" ("That's why I get for opening a book and reading it," complained the Governor.) Elon Musk vows to re-try the campaign launch.....only this time literally....sending both himself andDeSantis into orbit in a Space X rocket, the tripped dubbed "Star Bores" or, "Shit Came From Outer Space"
Special Counsel Jack Smith and Georgia prosecutor closing in on Trump with possible indictments for his theft of classified documents and tampering with the 2020 election......Fashion editors at multiple magazines declare they'll finally see Trump's wardrobe color coordinated.....with his orange jumpsuit at long last matching the caked-on orange makeup he smears on his face.....
Oath Keeper sentenced to 18 years in jail for Seditious conspiracy.....stating he's a political prisoner like Nelson Mandela.....also muttering under his breath...."and I'm way more persecuted than Mandela ever was....after all, he's just a darkie, while I'm a white guy!"
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