WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL "IMBECILE, WE HARDLY KNEW 'YE' "EDITION....

 Kanye West embraces Hitler and Nazis......a furious Donald Trump remarked to aides, "He can't possibly compete with me for Worst Human Being Still Alive And Well In The World".....I was there first, I blazed the trail for him, taught everything he never knew, which in his case is everything.  And don't forget, I'm the guy who treated him and the other Nazi to a free lunch in the first place...."

Trump hosts Kanye and white supremacist to lunch at Mar A Lago......delighting both guests by serving only white meat chicken and vanilla ice cream and treating them to the sight of Jewish Deli bagels tossed into an oven until they're burned to a crisp....

District Court 'bench-slaps' Judge Aileen Cannon for her pathetic 'special master' attempts to shield Trump from the DOJ investigation of his stolen documents at Mar A Lago.....Judge Cannon reportedly begged Trump for the chance to make it up to him by cleaning the Mar A Lago pool and hurling herself in front of FBI agents who attempt to take Trump into custody following his indictments.

Trump Organization lawyers claim Trump and his children had no idea about the massive tax fraud committed by the company, solely blaming their CFO Alan Weisselberg....."How could I know what he was up to, " Trump explained, "I thought he was the Door Dash guy who brought the Kentucky Fried buckets with the fries....I never heard of him...Alan who?"

Trump's tax returns finally released to Congress.....IRS agents are particularly probing the 1 million dollar deductions each for Eric's lobotomy,  Melania's 200 gallons of Botox 560,000 Big Mac paper boxes donated to recycling plants......