Sorry we missed the last three days......those nasty health issues once again sidelined us. But we've been diagnosed as A-OK so we're back and just in time for the weekly wackiness.....
Supreme Court planning to overturn Roe V. Wade - the five conservative justices who voted received complimentary coat hangers from the Tijuana Association Of Back-Alley Abortionists....
Sen Susan Collins stunned by Gorsuch and Kavanaugh lying to her about protecting Roe V. Wade during Senate hearings.....Motion Picture Academy awards Collins with their annual Claude Rains "Casablanca" "I'm shocked, SHOCKED to hear there's gambling going on here!" award.
New audio displays Lindsay Graham's shameless groveling when conversing with Trump... technicians explain that the knocking sounds on the tape came from the remaining pieces of Graham's spine as they fell to the floor.......
Mike Pence fumes "How dare you" at Kamala Harris for criticizing the leaked Supreme Court opinion....and also declares he relieved he is to speak to crowd of Republicans who don't want to hang him.....at least not yet any way......
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.......demand to their lawyers that they testify until both their careers remain completely shredded. Mutters the entire country......just go away. Please..
Donald Trump furious at Marvel movies......claiming that "Multiverse Of Madness" was his original title choice for his 'Truth Social' website......
Putin's troops sabotaging their own tanks in the war on Ukraine.....Putin plans to repair them by outfitting the tanks to run on 800,000 tons of McDonald's Special Sauce left over from the chain's abandoned Moscow fast food outlets.....
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