MIDWEEK MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL "NUKE THE HURRICANE!" EDITION........

               Baby Orange contemplates nuking hurricanes......."It's been so long since we've seen one of those beautiful sprouting mushroom clouds....so spectacular! Better than fireworks.....and we shouldn't kill more than 2 to 3 million with radiation poisoning.......tops. A Win-Win for everybody!"

               Baby Orange slams Puerto Rico while they prepared for a hurricane........"Will it never end?" he tweets.......warning Puerto Ricans they'll be heavily fined for any further outbursts of weather......("we're looking a lot of things as deterrents....including deporting all copies of 'West Side Story'....:"

               Baby Orange claims "I'm the best thing that's ever happened to Puerto Rico" ,,,,,immediately causing the whole island to shift several miles....from the sheer wind force generated when  the entire populace laughed simultaneously.........

                Baby Orange promises to pardon aides if they have to break the law to get his wall built....and also strongly recommends that aides plan and carry out armed robberies of Mexican banks......to fulfill his promise to Trumpanzees that Mexico will pay for wall........

                 Baby Orange blames Obama for almost everything in a rambling speech........ "And let me tell you.......he never went once to Puerto Rico to throw paper towels at people like I did..."