Breaking News! After multiple artists drop out of the Trumpy 'National State Fair', a new roster of stars was just announced......
Scott Baio will apear to perform dramatic readings from old 'Joanie Loves Chachi' scripts.
Jon Voight will dress up as his Joe Buck "Midnight Cowboy" male prostitute character and accost random women and girls in the crowd while signing autographs.
Nicki Minaj will parachute into the audience via an attack helicopter and fight no less than five drag queen Taylor Swifts in a UFC sanctioned steel cage match.
The surviving member of Milli Vanilli will show up to perform, but will be lip-synched by Lindsay Graham.
In a grand finale, Stephen Miller will sing passages from 'Mein Kampf' that have been put to music by Kid Rock......
All concert attendees will be eligible to receive the long anticipated Trump 250 dollar bill.....for the small cost of only $278.59 to cover printing fees and the $1.90 per week salaries of Chinese children factory workers who toiled 24/7 on the inking production line to produce the bills....
And in further madness this week.......
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