WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL 'THE SILLY MILLI VANILLI' NATIONAL STATE FAIR' EDITION.....

 

Breaking News!  After multiple artists drop out of the Trumpy 'National State Fair', a new roster of stars was just announced......

     Scott Baio will apear to perform dramatic readings from old 'Joanie Loves Chachi' scripts.

     Jon Voight will dress up as his Joe Buck "Midnight Cowboy" male prostitute character and accost random women and girls in the crowd while signing autographs. 

      Nicki Minaj will parachute into the audience via an attack helicopter and fight no less than five drag queen Taylor Swifts in a UFC sanctioned steel cage match. 

      The surviving member of Milli Vanilli will show up to perform, but will be lip-synched by Lindsay Graham.

       In a grand finale, Stephen Miller will sing passages from 'Mein Kampf' that have been put to music by Kid Rock......

        All concert attendees will be eligible to receive the long anticipated Trump 250 dollar bill.....for the small cost of only $278.59 to cover printing fees and the $1.90 per week salaries of Chinese children factory workers who toiled 24/7 on the inking production line to produce the bills....

       And in further madness this week.......   

Wonderful weekend to all BQ visitors...see you all next week!

PARDON US AS BQ BRIEFLY HEADS FOR SOME MEDICAL FIX-ME-UPS.......

 Sorry we won't be with you for a few days as we're hospital bound for a bit of a quick, medical repair job......hope to back in action within a couple days time and with loads of more reviews and commentary.....

      Our doctor (seen here examining us) is a recent graduate of R.F.K.Jr's newly opened medical school and assures us nothing could go possibly wrong.....

      See you in a few!

SORRY BQ VISITORS......WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY THE BUG.....

 

So sorry to report that BQ is currently battling an obnoxious stubborn flu bug (no COVID, thankfully).....and the cursed thing is dedicated to making our life miserable 24/7......

.......haven't been able to post since the bug's zapped our energy quotient down to can't-get-out-of bed' levels, but we promise to crush this little bastard into oblivion so we can can get back to giving you all kinds of movie, book and TV reviews....

         In the meantime, by all means, catch up and enjoy the hundreds and hundreds of posts we've left on the site since 2016.

           Stay happy, healthy and hope to be back with you soon!

                          The Beached Quill.